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I'll just cook FOR ALL YOU ASSHOLES | funny sarcastic soy candle

Marsoni M251S
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I'll just cook FOR ALL YOU ASSHOLES | funny sarcastic soy candleThis is a 14 oz. soy candle. Hand poured. 100% Natural Soy Wax. Contains NO dyes, and is natural in color. All natural COTTON wicks only. No lead, no zinc. We do NOT use essential oils we use high quality candle fragrance oils, most of which are also skin safe. Choose your own fragrance from the drop down list. We use the maximum amount of high quality fragrance the wax will hold, so you will get the best hot and cold scent throw. Comes in a reusable
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Jone
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
Good quality
Color: Light
I like the smooth consistency of the foundation. I only need a small amount for coverage.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 22, 2026
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Gabriela Silva
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
Whipped and Smooth
Color: Tan
I didn’t know if I was going to love this as much as the drops, but this has an immediate blurring effect and it is whipped. So far I LOVE IT! My skin feels smooth with light to medium coverage. I love that it’s sunscreen.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 26, 2025
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Amazon Customer
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 4
Excellent product
Color: Medium
Excellent product, really works & looks good
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Reviewed in the United States on April 16, 2026
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Jolene
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
Beautiful sunscreen
Color: Medium
The perfect skincare/sunscreen/tint! I am a huge fan of tinted moisturizers and struggle with finding the correct color, texture and staying power. Color science is a clear winner here. A luxurious product, creamy, perfect moisture, coverage and the perfect tone. A++ will buy again…..and again.❤️
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Reviewed in the United States on September 3, 2024
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Ms. M
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 3
I love this product
Color: Medium
I love this product. Best tinted moisturizer I've ever used. My low star rating is for the product container. On this tube (and the last one I ordered as well) the top separates from the base. When this happens, I can't pump the product out. I have to fiddle around with it quite a bit to get it reattached and then fiddle around some more to get it pumping again. At the price of this product, this issue should really be addressed. I can't believe I'm the only one who is dealing with this. Especially since the last two tubes performed in the same way.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 5, 2017

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